i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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