NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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