Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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