i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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