honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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