at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
