walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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