Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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