I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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