READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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