I wish I could punch you in the face.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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