Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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