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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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