I'm gonna have a badass scar
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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