____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
