i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Do vagina's smell?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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