I accidentally had phone sex last night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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