So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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