alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He has the fingertips of a God
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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