This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize