wat bout pragnant strippers??
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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