Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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