So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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