even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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