i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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