David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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