i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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