South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
