i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Panties = found
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
