the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
