Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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