Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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