when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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