I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
