im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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