listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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