hotel room ftw
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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