i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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