I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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