is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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