Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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