im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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