The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The adults are the big ones right?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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