you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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