Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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