Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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