we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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