Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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