There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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