He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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