It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
ok first of all what the fuck
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
