butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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